Oh my gosh, I heard like the worst sound outside of my window earlier.

I hear a growl, a yelp, and then a kid starts screaming.

Oh dear.

And I was like, what happened?

I looked out, I thought a kid got bit by a dog, but the dog...

Someone tried to take Phoebe's Chick-fil-A.

Sorry. No, that's really funny. I'll tell you. sorry

no that's really funny

okay

I'll tell you

welcome

welcome to the welcome and I LA podcasts that got married last week.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Because we know that no other podcasters are getting married.

No other podcasters are getting married.

All other podcasts are engaged in licentiousness, adultery, orgies, and the like.

And the like. Is that St. Paul? Yeah, Galatians, I think. The Galatians are reading Corinthians today, and he was like, you guys best not be hanging out with fornicators. It's a good idea. St. Paul, you really got to, apparently he had to say it. He wouldn't have said it if he didn't have to say it. I know. Man. Anyway, welcome back to the regular show. I haven't listened to the episode that you and Phoebe uploaded yet, because have you uploaded yet? It hasn't been uploaded yet. Welcome to the Crunch. The only podcast that starts recording another episode before the other one is edited and uploaded.

That's kind of what we had to do. It was a crazy week for everybody. This is the first podcast back.

My first podcast as a married man. It's feeling pretty good. Patrick, you were here in my house but a week ago.

I was. It's so crazy to, you know, see what's behind you all this time and then be there and

then now be back and I go, I know what's to your right.

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