Oh my god, hi.

It's me, Dave Holmes.

Welcome to Troubled Waters.

The show that treats popular culture is the most important kind of culture because,

well, it's the one that has, you know, step and repeats.

To this end, Troubled Waters pits a pair of entertainers against one another in a pop culture battle to the ego death.

To win this battle, Each guest will be called upon

to use their smarts, their rhetorical skills, their sassid little comebacks to earn the coveted

troubled waters title, Pundit Emeritus, which will mean that theirs and theirs alone is the opinion

worth listening to about Drew Carey having some sort of sting level orgasm at the

fish show, at the Vegas Fear? Did we hear about this? We'll talk about this. You're listening

to Troubled Waters. I mean, did we see this?

Did we see Drew Carey talking?

Okay, I, bouncing around the room is perfectly fine, but I can't.

It's just, I don't get it.

You saw fish at the sphere, and he said that he, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to quote him directly.

I'll paraphrase it.

He seemed to sort of have an out-of-body sort of gender fluid experience.

You can find it if you want to.

Those screens are good, and I'm sure that Fish has some great songs, but, well, I guess I'm actually sort of now curious to go and see them.

Let's meet our contestants.

Our first contestant's special Herang is out.

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