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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Phil Plays Big Dummy!

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We play the game known as Big Dummy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the men's room.

0:02.0

99.9 KISW. KISW Miles Montgomery Golf Classic presented by Pinkies Plumbing, going down Redmond Ridge Golf Club this year. That is on Monday, June 8th. Join us for a day on the links, a little bit of drinking, a little bit of breakfast, a little bit of lunch, and some great prizes, including four tickets to Guns and Roses, and the Black Crows up in Vancouver, BC. That includes your Amtrak tickets and your hotel rooms and everything else. So that is for the first place for some. You guys know they're playing the tournament. You take the whole damn thing, then you're headed for a night or two in Vancouver, Washington. Nothing wrong with that. BC. I'll almost sit the Amtrak thing again.

0:38.0

Jesus Christ, man. BC. We're sending you to Canada. Canada. Very clear. Yes, yes. There's going to be a great time on the links. Sign up for your foursome now at KISW.com. Game is Big Dummy 206-803. Hello, Jim. Welcome to the men's room. Lickernhors.

0:56.2

Lickr and Horst.

0:57.8

Jim, are you so Hello, Jim! Welcome to the men's room.

0:56.1

Liquor and whores.

0:57.3

Liquor and horrors.

0:59.0

Jim, are you sober or not sober?

1:01.0

I am sober.

1:02.8

All right, welcome to Big Duffing.

1:05.4

All right, Jim, our men's room pole.

1:10.4

For 30 seconds, you will lick a stranger's armpit, toes, belly button, or lips? I'm gonna have to go lips on this one, guys.

1:13.6

Lick those lips. Yeah, all right Jim. We got you, brother.

1:17.6

Alright, Jim, here is your question. What musical instrument is sometimes called a

1:23.6

licking stick? A licking stick, speaking of licking.

1:33.0

Oh, what kind of instrument is coming?

1:34.6

Uh.

2:02.1

I'm going to go, let's go clarinet. Fairnet. I'll say harmonica. It is, in fact, the harmonica. Oh. Makes sense, right? It's also called a tin sandwich. Shout out to Joel Astley, local harmonica player who crushes it. Just saying. All right. Yep. I don't know what it is about harmonica. If you can play harmonica, I will listen to you play harmonica. So this is Cat Joel, he's got a band man, and he rips this thing out and starts doing it. And I'm like, dude, it's so badass. It is so badass. Sorry. All right. I remember my folks getting them forces kids, never even knew how to play them, just kept blowing on them. Yeah, my parents did the same thing and then they took them away for that exact same reason.

2:20.0

Just like the even knew how to play him, just kept blowing on them. Yeah, my parents did the same thing, and then they took them away for that exact same reason.

2:22.0

Just like the recorder.

2:23.3

Oh, my God.

2:29.8

I just, why do they give young children the most shrill instrument on the face of this planet?

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