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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Patrick Plays Big Dummy!

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We play the game known as Big Dummy!

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0:00.0

Game is Big Dummy 206803 Rock.

0:02.5

Big dummy!

0:04.0

Hello, Patrick.

0:05.1

Welcome to the men's room.

0:07.4

Hola.

0:08.1

Ola.

0:09.3

Patrick, sober or not sober?

0:11.6

I'm sober.

0:12.8

All right, Patrick, welcome to Big Dummy.

0:15.8

Okay, our men's room pole.

0:17.3

For 30 seconds, you will lick a stranger's armpit, toes, belly button, or lips?

0:23.5

I'm going to have to go lips.

0:25.3

Another vote for lips.

0:28.4

All those others, I just, eh, no.

0:31.0

Well, it's the fact that you can exchange germs a lot easier through the mouth than any of the other parts.

0:37.3

And also, presumably, you've also kissed someone in your life. And so the idea of it doesn't, isn't terribly jarring until you see the stranger, right? So, yeah. It's one to say, man, I'm licking the lips. There's that crazy blonde lady walking around the last couple of days. If that's who shut up, be like, I need to change my answer. There is no good answer, but like, I'm not looking at face. All right. Have you seen her, too? No, I just, the description. I was like, oh, right. Oh, man. Yeah, she borrowed a smoke and borrowed my lighter. When I saw her hands, I almost let her keep my lighter, except until the only one I had.

1:11.1

If I had had a backup, I'd have been looking.

1:13.0

Oh, you can keep that.

1:13.9

As long as I could close my eyes. Oh, you definitely, no, you got to keep your eyes open, all 30 seconds, man. Even with that said, you kiss people. Right. But you're not just licking their lips. Right, licking somebody's lips does seem kind of odd just in general.

1:27.1

You're more likely to have licked the inside of someone's mouth.

1:30.2

Correct.

1:31.2

Mm-hmm. licking their lips. Right, licking somebody's lips does seem kind of odd just in general. You're more likely to have licked the inside of someone's mouth. Correct. Don't get so excited. Damn, buddy. Yeah. Dial it down, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, but this is a guy named Doug. Yeah. I like Doug. A lot. All right, your question.

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