We're back. We're back. We're off last week because of technical difficulties.

Marshman, do you ever think there will be a point where we do not have dad difficulties in recording this podcast?

Probably not. And I'm not even sure I would want to because in that brave future, we might be part of the media wave that has just done away with writing so that we would not be having technical difficulties because we were so perilously aware that non-writing was all we had to offer the world.

Yeah, this would be good for when Gizmoto Media pivots to audio. By the way, I don't know, you're a beard person. I don't

know how you do this beard thing because I haven't shaved in like a week and now it feels like I have

like beer, bees on my fucking face. It's terrible. Like how do you need to wash it? Well, how do you

wash it? What do you do? You have like perp plus that you work to

massage it through your beard and like. Yeah, man. I give, I give myself a little face massage.

Really? Get down to the roots, wash it all out. Yeah, it'll get itchy if you don't clean it.

So you got, it's just hair, man. Do you condition it?

No, I don't use conditioner.

Do you style it? No, I just let it grow to a certain point and then I clip it down. Do you use highlights? I wonder, there's got to be guys that do beard highlights, right? They would do. Well, I've been thinking about it because I have, I have like a white stripe. you've seen it running right through the middle of my beard, which, you know, my, my wife says, makes me look distinguished. And I worry, you know,

will, will degrade my ability to, to meet girls. So I've been, I've been thinking about some just

for men. You should have seen, I've seen so many of those Keith Hernandez ads where he talks about

no play for Mr. Gray that, uh, you know, I think it would be really good if I just put some shoe polish in my beard. And then I could get fetching young lasses to pay attention to me.

You know, you laugh, but I do know, I do know people who have used loving care. So it's not, it's not unprecedented for people to to all work out the gray.

I think you should tell people that you're hit by lightning in the beard.

And that's why.

Yeah, or like I got in a magic duel with a sorcery.

This is the remnant of it.

Tell people, tell people you're an ex-man.

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