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| 0:00.0 | We're back. We're back. Did you have a nice fourth Marchman? |
| 0:12.2 | Yeah, man. We had an extended Fourth of July weekend. Half day, Friday, day off Monday. |
| 0:18.5 | So I rode my bike, uh, |
| 0:39.7 | got drunk, lazed about the house, read, played video games. It was wonderful. Look at you. Except for the 4th of July. It's my least favorite holiday. Oh, because America's so bad. No, because I have a terrier. Is that it? Like when the fireworks go off, like every one of them, he starts just yelping and running around the house. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah, I gave my older son to Sparkler yesterday, and he was like, I don't want this. He's like, get this away from me. This thing is giving off sparks. Like, this is not. No, I love my country, Drew. This is not fun for me. Patriot. it i feel i feel like i feel like i feel like i didn't do anything on the fourth of july like we were just home yesterday and |
| 1:02.4 | it's sort of that new year's thing where you feel like a real loser because we didn't go to any |
| 1:06.9 | fireworks because the because parking sucks and there's bugs right like we work i go downtown like that would have been awful and we were at the beach because we were at |
| 1:14.9 | the beach the previous week so it felt like everyone else had a life and we didn't so it was a it was |
| 1:19.8 | a bit of a sad fourth i would say like like watching the fireworks on tv is always the saddest thing |
| 1:25.7 | yeah we don't even do that. |
| 1:30.5 | We're just, like, resolutely anti-Forth and anti-New Year's. |
| 1:31.9 | Like, largely because of the dog. |
| 1:43.9 | We did go to the beach over the weekend. It was great. Like, we watched, like, the Capitol 4th, and, like, they were like, the beach boys are here, but it wasn't the beach boys. it was like Kevin loves uncle and like four session musicians all lip singing. It was just the saddest shit. |
| 1:45.9 | And they brought out the fucking Blues Brothers. and like four session musicians all lip-syn. |
| 1:45.6 | It was just the saddest shit. |
| 1:48.7 | And they brought out the fucking Blues Brothers Marchman. |
| 1:50.2 | They brought out Dan Aykroyd. |
| 1:53.6 | They brought out sweaty Dan Aykroyd and they brought out Jim Belushi. |
| 1:56.6 | We were, so my wife hates the beach boys. |
| 2:02.7 | And while we were, while we were going to the beach, I put on some beach boys as like, you know, like summer music. |
| 2:04.3 | And she was disgusted. |
| 2:08.1 | And then we were talking about how, you know, they might be the sleazyest band of all time. |
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