Welcome to Fitzdog Radio. It's April Fool's Day Day I guess it's April 2nd when you listen to

this or the third or the fourth or maybe it's 2035 maybe my grandkids are listening to this right now and they're saying, oh my God, that guy, he looks familiar.

His picture's on the mantle.

That's great-granddad.

I hope not. I gotta say, this sounds really cynical,

but the way the world is right now, I don't know that my kids should have kids.

I don't, unless they're born with gills and flippers and a permanent SPF-50 sunscreen on their skin and are a good shot with an

AK-47 I don't know's going to take a lot to survive in the year

2044, so I'm not talking about forced sterilization. I'm just saying perhaps wait.

Wait it out.

Ugh. Anyway, happy April Fool's. I used to have a great, I don't think I did one single trick today. The day is not over.

When I was a kid, we used to do, our house was, that was our national holiday, St. Patrick's Day and April

Full's Day were our two big holidays.

And we used to, there was a hose on the sink, you know the thing, the pot hose, you scrub down the pots

with, and if you put a rubber band around the handle as soon as you turn the sink on, it blasted

you in the chest with water and you kept putting it on and

eventually every member of the family got shot in the chest with water and it

never got unfunny.

Suran rap over the toilet seat underneath the lid, you know, and then you would piss or shit and it would go on the Saran rap and then you'd have to clean it up.

That was the rule. You did it, you cleaned it up.

What else? My dad used to punch me in the face. Oh no that was St. Patrick's Day. So anyway

I hope you had some fun. I mostly wanted to I wanted to vote a bunch of time on this podcast talk about

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