Welcome to Fitzdog Radio, I sit before you a man who has run a marathon in the last week.

I swear to God I am so fucking fried.

Not that I don't have a little extra for this intro because I do because I'm excited.

It's my boy Pete Holmes on the show today.

He's got a new special out called I am not for everyone that I Highly Recommend. It's great. But I just recorded two Sunday Papers episodes, an hour and a half each, back to back.

I edited, I ran.

I was out late last night for my birthday till 3 in the morning shooting pool with

Dion Curry and another guy and anyway I'm leaving tomorrow morning at 5.30 in the morning for Maizetlan in Mexico to watch the

eclipse or watch what it looks like based on the weather report that I am going to be watching the clouds underneath

an eclipse after traveling from another country.

But I don't, I could really give a shit. the key is we're going to be in Mexico for six days I'm going to see my son for the first time in five months

Four or five months I can't remember and we're going to have some fun in the sun. I'm going to let loose. I don't drink, but I'm going to, that doesn't mean I can't party. I don't smoke pop, but that doesn't mean I can't get high on life. I'm married but that doesn't mean I can't

have sex with my wife. Maybe, depending on how many people are staying in the Airbnb, we got a big Airbnb and I don't know who's staying there and who's not. It's all going to be loose. We're going gonna roll.

So I just, I'm in Tampa right now. I got my final shows tonight.

I was in Miami.

I was in Boca Raton.

I saw my mom. She's doing good, she had heart surgery, but now she's back to her

spry self, doing good.

I played pickleball with my friend Tom, the billionaire, and Alex, we played pickleball.

It was two on two when we played with a guy who was maybe 147 years old and he got heat exhaustion and we had to stop after about

five or six games and it really was like why play that sport if you can't make it through a

set of pickleball I mean it's it's the easiest sport. There's almost no effort. And you know as if you're a tennis player just play tennis.

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