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🗓️ 20 March 2023
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Phil Hanley joins the pod to discuss growing up in Canada, doing way too much acid in his formative years, being dyslexic, worshipping the Grateful Dead, and pivoting to a career in comedy after years working as a fashion model. Phil and Stav help callers including a guy who found out that his girlfriend's dad might be cheating, and a guy who wants to press charges on his ex out of spite.
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0:00.0 | Welcome everybody back to Stavis World. We're here. What a beautiful day. We got my boy Phil Hanley. What's up, Stavis? I'm stoked that this guy. Thank you, guys. Thank you. |
0:15.0 | Yeah. Yeah. You're basically in fucking your in Greece right now. You're basically. It reminds me of corn food. Yeah. Yeah. You're in corn food. You're in here. |
0:24.0 | You're in Santorini. 904-800-STav. Everybody, you know the drill by now. Call in if you want to leave a voicemail. We've got super producer eldest. Look in fucking gorgeous today. |
0:36.0 | Thank you. Thank you. Fresh cut. How many haircuts you'd get in a month now? |
0:42.0 | Well, I just got the one in Costa Rica and then I got this one like over the weekend. That's right. That's right. That's your birth day. Beautiful head of hair. Thank you. Yeah. |
0:50.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Everybody on this podcast has pretty good hair. Now, so that's two. That's a haircut. What's so fun? Don't fucking do that. Don't use my own fucking soundboard against me. You fucking break. Don't forget who you work for. |
1:08.0 | That's good though. I want you to be a haircuts every fucking. You know what I mean? I know. It's been so big and like crazy like the last years. I just want to kind of want to keep it tight for a little while. |
1:17.0 | Yes. Yes. There you go. That was a tough one for our pal dyslexia. I have dyslexia in certain names. Yeah. I feel our cruel. |
1:29.0 | I feel like your parents have been being spirited to me. But eldest, it's a very traditional Albanian name. It's not traditional. It's actually this is what's awesome. |
1:37.0 | It's literally two women's names mashed together. Really? It's his mom and his grandma's name. Okay. My mom, my grandma's name. |
1:45.0 | Alan Dis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Almyra and Yaldes. Yaldes. Yaldes. Yaldes. Nuts. There you go. Take that grandma. Fucking bitch. Rest in peace grandma. She's in heaven sucking on my nuts. |
2:03.0 | Damn. Hold on. The garage door guy's calling. This will be good for the pod. I can really run with this. Hello. |
2:11.0 | Hey, how you doing, my friend? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. Buddy, I cannot make it today. Can we do first thing tomorrow morning? |
2:21.0 | Yeah. We can do tomorrow morning. What time you thinking around nine o'clock? Yeah. We can do nine. Perfect. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. All right. See you then. |
2:31.0 | Fucking piece of shit. I've had a fucking. You're really letting the fucking. You're fucking prick Albanian independent day. |
2:43.0 | When is Albanian Independence Day? It's the it's like the Saturday right after Thanksgiving. I don't know. I don't know why it's that one. What happened? What did you guys do? |
2:55.0 | We don't do shit for it. But what's the the lore? Yeah. Who did you get it? I really don't know. You're a fucking piece of shit. You don't know shit. Fuck you. I know exactly what happened on Greek Independence Day. |
3:07.0 | We told those Ottoman cock suckers suck our fucking dicks. We're taking this country back under the banner of God and not Muhammad. Maybe this is not the best way to start a YouTube video. |
3:19.0 | We keep getting we keep getting demonetized on YouTube and maybe saying Greek the Greek God is better than what the Muslim one is not correct. |
3:29.0 | It refers to the Albanian Declaration of Independence on the 28th of November and the raising of the Albanian flag in Vlora by Ismail Kueh Mali. Yeah. |
3:39.0 | Yeah. Coinciding with the day in which Skenderbeg raised the same flag in Krujje on November 28th 1443. Get the fuck out of here. 1400s. Those fucking medieval Albania. Like in medieval fucking Slavs. You don't know who the fuck Skenderbeg was dude. You just probably Greek honestly. |
3:58.0 | Sounds good now. You think about it. So you guys mad in kindergarten house. Will you fresh from Albania? He was. |
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