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Stavvy's World

Andy Haynes [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Andy Haynes joins the pod to discuss his drinking days, flipping over a car on a snowy booze run, waking up in a stranger's home, Diplo and Leonardo DiCaprio's nuanced proclivities, soccer and more. Andy and Stav offer sagely advice to callers including a woman who wants to get her husband's name tattooed on her for their anniversary and a man who's feeling guilty about lying under oath to get out of a DUI.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I definitely got arrested, you know, like I got arrested six times six. Well, what do you remember?

0:06.7

Many which the most memorable one? Well, one time I flipped my mom's mini van

0:11.8

Going like like 80 miles an hour on the freeway, and I was going from a cabin. Yeah, two by booze

0:20.2

Layers like friends at a cabin. How many get together and they sent you on the booze run? Listen, they did not want a booze

0:27.3

Okay, we're not interested in booze. Nobody else was drunk like this

0:34.7

I showed up with a fifth of absolute and I was like party time and they're like actually

0:39.7

We're just thinking about like lighting a fire and I was like chill. All right, Dork

0:44.0

Drink the whole thing by myself

0:48.2

And then wake up literally on the road

0:57.6

That's okay, so I flipped the mini van. I see my exit

1:02.2

It's in the snow. I'm going 80 miles an hour in the snow

1:11.2

Yeah, and then I come to my friend is in the car with me luckily she's completely fine. She's mother now great

1:17.4

Wow shout out Crystal Kabuchio. I love you. That's a crystal happy that you're alive

1:21.7

Oh, yeah, you're like it could have gone so you're like you're almost Hulk Hogan's son. Yeah

1:29.2

I'm almost like I have to walk around with that. I killed somebody or paralyzed somebody's name

1:35.5

Yes, you know, like I'm like running marathons with her because she's a vegetable

1:41.3

I did this but we're cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:45.7

You've started you started a fucking I have to marry her

1:48.9

Yeah, I ruined her life. You started a charity called like crystals angels

1:56.9

You go to you go to schools and talk about the dangers of drug drive

2:01.5

This is my friend Crystal and she's like

2:18.9

You

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