The funeral is about to begin.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who were these guys?

I'm going to... Live, debatable, from Morningside Cemetery, it's junk food cinema.

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast, so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Sousbary, and joining me as per usual

is my friend and co-host. He is a novelist. He is a screenwriter, a lieutenant of Megaforce,

and my big brother, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going, man? Hi, it's going.

I am so excited to talk about this week's movie. One, I cannot believe we haven't covered already, but wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.

What is that?

What is that play?

Bacall, Bacall, that is Ryan Nemond's music.

That's right, Lards and Ladies.

We have a special guest in studio for this one, TNA wrestler, writer, actor, comedian, and podcaster,

Ryan Nemethe's here.

Let's go on. Let's go on. Let's go on. Let's go on. Thanks for having me. Wow.

This is one of the nicest studios I've ever been to. Thanks for having me in, guys.

It's definitely the cleanest, the least likely to give you any kind of infection.

Also true.

Although I can't say that with 100% certainty.

I've had all my shots.

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