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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Petty Claims Court

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. K. Rock, Clon Alley's show, I'm not sure if you're currently in a relationship, getting out of a relationship, perhaps starting something new. It is the divorceous month of the year. A lot of people breaking up and going, you know what,

0:40.8

I don't have it in me anymore. Started as petty little things, but they never got resolved. And as a result, we're done. I'm sick of it. And now we have people on the phone that need our help. and they need your help because you as a jury of their peers will determine who in the relationship is right and who is very, very wrong.

0:56.4

And you can apply most of the things will determine which uh who in the relationship is right and who is

0:55.2

very very wrong and you can apply most of the things we learn about in petty claims court to your

0:59.3

own either current or previous relationships oh i think every petty claim that has been presented to

1:04.8

us makes me think of my own relationship and potentially even reignites some petty things that have

1:10.2

gone you know and sat in the shadows for a while. You'll hear the dirt. You'll hear these people and you will instantly be like, I defend this person and I understand why they feel this way and the other person is wrong. And yet someone else will listen to the exact same argument right now and they will say, nope, that is backwards. So it's time for us to figure

1:27.5

out what is happening. In a relationship

1:29.5

you will determine who's right, who's wrong. It's time

1:31.4

for Petty Claims Court.

1:33.1

In the legal system, cases are tried from

1:35.2

Supreme Court to small claims court.

1:37.7

But what about stuff that's too small

1:39.6

for small claims court?

1:41.4

This is Petty Claims

1:43.3

Court. Gabel isty Claims Court.

1:45.6

Gabel is out.

1:48.7

Let's meet the couple.

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