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I know. for Jake. Dude, serious question. So since you already have like butt problems, you're going to become an espresso guy. You're drinking all this espresso? If it's not doing it yet, dude, I'm telling you right now, you keep that up. You're going to get mudhud. I think you need to consider that before it's too late. Just go back to the energy drinks, man. Coffee's not for people with butt problems. All righty. Love the show, sweet days. Bye. You know, much worse than the mud bud is the fact that Jake now does that move where he stands in the hall holding his coffee mug with his arms crossed very much. Oh, no. Yeah, and he just stands around there in the break room waiting for... I'm making conversation. And waiting for anyone to walk by him so he can just kind of do that. Hey, just a pleasant guy here with a coffee cup. Yeah, he's like Larry. Larry's always around here, filling his coffee, talking to the coffee. He's always got the coffee in his hands, the coffee guy. Jake's trying to be that guy, which is super annoying. It makes me feel like I'm an authority figure. Well, you're not, though. It makes me feel that way.

I understand. But you just got a phone call about your mud butt. So does that make you feel less authoritative? No, no. It actually has had the opposite effect. That is the next customized mug we will get for Jake. Mudbutt. I'll take it. That'll be your conversation with people. It's just super insulting mugs. How's it going there?

My butt here.

Joe in Corona.

Good morning.

Welcome to K Rock. your conversation with people. Just super insulting mugs. Has it gone there. My butt here.

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