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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Petty Claims Court

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, Klein Alley Show. If the Supreme Court is the most important court, then I would argue that Petty Claims Court is the least important court. The least supreme. Definitely the least supreme. I would argue also the court of public opinion

0:41.8

matters most. And this is where you get to help us out by being a jury of peers of two people we're

0:46.6

going to meet in a moment that are dealing with something super petty. It's time, oh, hold on here's the

0:50.6

gavel. It's time for petty claims court in the legal system cases are

0:55.4

tried from supreme courts to small claims court but what about stuff that's too small for small

1:00.9

claims court this is petty claims court all right let's get into it now we're going to hear some

1:06.9

people that are dealing with something that seems small and petty, but they need your opinion.

1:11.8

And eventually, when we open this up to vote, the first 100 on the text line will determine

1:16.0

who wins and who loses.

1:17.7

And relationships have gotten stronger as a result of petty claims court.

1:21.2

And a lot of relationships have really not survived.

1:24.7

Yeah, but, you know, wouldn't you rather just know instead of wasting your time? We speed it along. We've got Susan right now. These are, I believe, roommates. I don't think they're romantically connected. Let me just find out. Susan, are you bringing your roommate to trial today? Yes, good morning. Good morning. Sweetdives, how long have you been living with this person?

1:46.8

We've been living together for almost the year now.

1:51.3

Oh, so it's a new roommate relationship. Are you friends first, or did you meet through Craigslist?

1:55.3

You were friends? We've been friends since we were getting into trouble when we were teenagers.

1:57.5

Okay, but this is the first time you've lived together.

2:34.5

Yeah, absolutely. Friends can be horrible roommates. Sometimes the worst. Sometimes, but then there's a friend, somebody who's a friend and a good roommate, that bumps them up on the list of importance. And out of curiosity, what's the situation? You guys in a house, an apartment, condo? We live in a two-bedroom house. So you each have your own bedroom. Yeah. Do you each have your own bathroom? No. So you share a bathroom. Yeah. Okay. Chore wheel? How do you break that up? Well, I don't do bathrooms. So she does a bathroom. I do the dishes mostly. And then everything else, we just kind of clean when it's sturdy.

2:39.1

Got it. Okay. What is the reason you brought your roommate? Her name is, hold on, she's on the phone right?

2:40.9

I want to see if she knows why she's being brought here.

2:46.6

Hey, Diana, do you have any reason to think you've been, why Susan has brought you to Petty Claims Court?

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