Peter Dinklage on Cyrano, and Life After “Thrones”
The New Yorker Radio Hour
WNYC Studios and The New Yorker
4.2 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2019
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From One World Trade Center in Manhattan, this is The New Yorker Radio Hour, a co-production of WNYC Studios and The New Yorker. |
| 0:11.6 | Welcome to The New Yorker Radio Hour. I'm David Remnick. |
| 0:14.7 | Because this is the season, we're going to start with a little story, a Christmas story. |
| 0:20.2 | And here's Kathleen Turner, in children's holiday letters to Satan. |
| 0:26.0 | Dear Satan, what I really want this year more than anything is a Barbie dream house. |
| 0:33.1 | It's pretty and pink, and I will keep it in my room near my bed. |
| 0:37.1 | Merry Christmas, Allison, age six. |
| 0:44.0 | Allison, |
| 0:50.2 | Huh. |
| 0:51.5 | I see what you've done here. |
| 0:53.9 | You intend it for your letter to go to Santa, but due to your poor grasp of spelling, it has instead come to me. |
| 1:05.4 | It really should go without saying, but I will not be getting you this so-called dream house because... |
| 1:14.6 | Well, because I do not want to. |
| 1:18.9 | But I will suggest this. Buy it yourself. |
| 1:23.3 | Simply take $2 from your mom's wallet every day, |
| 1:32.7 | and soon enough, you'll have your useless and silly miniature house. |
| 1:35.5 | Regards, Satan. |
| 1:40.4 | Dear Satan, I am Daniel and I love you. I want an Xbox for Christmas. |
| 1:43.8 | Daniel age nine. Dear Daniel, am I getting your name |
| 1:49.6 | right? You only mentioned it twice in your ten-word letter. I've wasted five minutes of my life |
| 1:57.2 | Googling this Xbox, and I suppose I'm left with one question. Why? This game, |
| 2:06.6 | Grand Theft Auto. Indeed, seems quite fun. But why waste your day sitting in front of the TV |
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