Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.
From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.
Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.
A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.
🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by Visit Monaco. Now, babe, you know we love a good escape, right? |
| 0:05.7 | But do you know what I love? Somewhere where you can soak up the sunshine and have some fresh |
| 0:10.4 | seafood? That's it. Imagine kicking back on the Mediterranean coastline, a view of the |
| 0:15.5 | Monaco Grand Prix all in a place where history meets modern charm. That's right, Pete, and Monaco's got it all. |
| 0:22.2 | They even have a world-class oceanographic museum, which I would love to take you and the kids, too. |
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| 0:37.5 | Monaco is calling your name. |
| 0:39.5 | And trust us afterwards, you'll have more stories than we do. |
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