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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:13.0

wrapped up in a day of magical moments.

0:16.0

It's family fun like you've never experienced before.

0:20.0

Unforgetable adventures for everyone at

0:22.1

Hobble Down in Epsom and Hounslow. Book your next adventure now at hobbledown.com.

0:30.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:36.2

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Thursday, the 15th of September.

0:41.5

Now, you're very lucky today because not only do we have the usual bunch of no-hopers,

0:46.3

but we also have Hello magazine, which is great, because it used to be European royalty in Ola magazine.

0:55.0

And then they sort of started dumbing down,

0:57.0

so you get Danny Dyer's wedding, which is terribly tedious.

1:01.0

But I was intrigued by it, because I'm always fascinated,

1:04.0

because you know that the magazine, well, you probably don't know,

1:07.0

but you get paid by these magazines, depending on how many celebrities you can pull in.

1:11.6

So of course I was intrigued to discover how many celebrities are going to be pulled in by Danny Dyer.

1:18.6

But, sorry, trying to open the pages, because you try and work out who these people are.

1:23.6

So here we've got Michelle Bonnan. I have no idea who Michelle Bonnan is. Not a clue. Not a clue, but apparently she's something big in, or he is, sorry, I don't make you pardon, it's a man. So there you go. We've managed to sort of upset them immediately. And I think they live in, they live in Saint-Trop They're all terribly glamorous. They all wear white and he's obviously an architect and designer and designs a life of luxury. So in other words, it's not for peasants like you, is it? This is not for you? It's so that you can sit there and go, oh, I'd like a place like that in Santa Fe. You'll never have it. You'll never have it. Even you'll never ever have it. It just doesn't. It's very nice to look at other people's houses, but to be, it's not for you. Then they take you out on their enormous boat and they show you their China and everything else and it's lovely. You know, the kids have obviously got a great lifestyle and everybody's very happy. Not for you peasants. not for you lot at all. We just sit here and enjoy it.

2:19.0

The Queen was pictured at the Highland Games. I do like the Queen. I don't care what anybody says about it.

2:25.5

I think with the age of 90, the fact she's still allowed to drive is fairly frightening.

2:30.2

Also, drawing attention away from her friend's wedding, the incredibly knaff Millie McIntosh with her little boyfriend called Hugo.

2:39.2

Hugo is slightly peculiar, not exactly the best-looking person in the world.

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