This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday, the 14th of September.

Do you know, I still cannot fathom out. In my tiny little mind, why it is that every single day

we are treated to another picture of Victoria Beckham. We either get Victoria Beckham or we get David Beckham. Now we're

told, oh wait for this one. The fashion Easter is the only girl in the family, and that's Harper 7.

She's apparently a fashion Easter. You've ever heard of such clap trap? Cruz is the 11-year-old who's

learning to play guitar because he's going to be a huge international pop star, I think not.

And Brooklyn, we're now told, is an ace paparazzi photographer. What? What a load of old

codswallop, they feed you. But then, of course, he had to help her out of the restaurant the other night

because she looked a bit tidily. And then she turned up the other day in trousers that didn't fit if you're if you're

thin and god knows she's thin if you think she looks normal size in photos in real life she's even

thinner i mean i seriously promise you she's thin i know because i've sat her in the studio with me

i say sat her in the studio we put her on one of these mesh chairs she fell through it three times

i had to keep pulling her back up and sit on the in the end we We put her on one of these mesh chairs. She fell through it three times.

I had to keep pulling her back up and sit on the... In the end, we put boards on it. It was a lot easier.

And then they call her, you know, somebody who's into fashion and designing and everything like that.

I've never seen any Victoria Beckham designs anywhere in my life. I've never seen a sitting at a board doing drawings or something like that. So I'm thinking it's a little bit of old bunkum. We know that, uh, don't touch my money. Uh, poor old, uh, poor old Dave keeps getting his

account, you know, ransacked. She goes out with her trademark dark glasses on, but it still

looks like Victoria Beckham, the one who didn't sing in the Spice Girls, going out there.

And so this time wearing a black, a white blouse, they say, and a mint green pleated skirt.

I don't know what's original about that.

I mean, they've been around for blooming donkeys years.

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