This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

when you're a guest in my home

you gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is present enough

and I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Listener, you're going to hear this same information from me in just a moment, but I think it bears repeating that the live show at Dynasty Typewriter is August 22nd, and if you're not there, I'm going to lose my mind.

If you're listening on the release day of this podcast, August 22nd is tomorrow. So there's urgency here. So don't delay. Go to dynastytoprider.com. We're going to have

such special guests, Lauren Lapkis, Terran Killam, and Vinnie Thomas. Three of my all-time

favorites. Everybody loves their episodes. I loved their

episodes. They're coming on. And then, Annalise Nelson, who you may be familiar with, and Jimmy Smagula,

who you may be familiar with, two people who I'm actively trying to remove from my life,

are going to be performing a song with my friend James Girard. The song is the theme song,

and I'm vaguely aware of what they're doing, and it seems like it's

going to be spectacular. The talent on display is going to be world-class, and then I'll be

giving away some gifts that I've been given on the show. It's going to be a very nice time,

and we're also live streaming where you'll be able to get in the chat and there's a

good chance my mom Debbie Weiner will be in there and I expect you to be kind to Debbie and

she'll be kind to you. She can get really nasty. So go to Dynasty Typewriter.com to buy tickets

or get the live stream, no excuses.

Welcome to, I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weiner. We're here in the studio. I got here just moments ago. Usually I tried to get here at least 10 to 15 minutes before, but I wasted my time

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