This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

when you're a guest in my home

you gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts

your presence is presents enough

and I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me Listener, you're probably going to hear me repeat a lot of this information very soon within the episode, but the live show is August 22nd, Dynasty Typewriter, Los Angeles, California.

We're going to have the time of our lives. Listen to these guests. Lauren Lapkis, Teran Killam, and Vinnie Thomas, three of my all-time

favorites. Jim Smigula, you may be familiar with, and Annalise Nelson are going to perform a very,

I've been privy to what they're going to be doing, a very special musical number, and then there's

going to be an explosion of other exciting things happening. So buy your tickets at dynasty typewriter.com.

You can also live stream and be in the live chat. And if my mom's in the live chat, please be

nice to her. Be respectful of Debbie. And I think that's it, dynasty typewriter.com.

Welcome to I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weiner. We're here in the studio. I've had breakfast. I've had lunch. I had a baby bell cheese. I didn't even need that, but I had it anyway. What's going on? This is the sixth podcast I've recorded this week. Fortunately, I, you know, I lead a rich full life that's able to sustain that amount of talking.

I just have things going on all the time.

So just kick back, crack open a cold one.

Don't do that.

Why would I even suggest?

I'm kidding.

You're not, that's not this audience.

What needs to be talked about?

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