Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors before the boys discuss the aftermath of a spicy US election and wave goodbye to ‘confirmed boozophile’ Donald Trump.

Elsewhere, Luke shares the boys’ bedtime cuddling habits before reading some exciting emails: second-hand kitchens, exploding fingers, and one particularly destructive student’s school report! What were you like in school? We want to know - email us your school reports at [email protected]!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's Luke Moore, and this is the Luke and Peachore.
0:34.0	Bada bye-bye.
0:35.0	What was the Bud-bye-bye-bye?
0:37.0	Yeah, just doing a bit of Pato Banton.
0:39.0	Little bit of Patterson, who had a CD collection or Bob Marley.
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:44.6	A whole collection.
0:45.6	A whole collection.
0:46.6	I mean just get the best ofs.
0:48.6	That's what I would say.
0:50.0	And is Mrs. Chip Ruff with them when she left? Yeah. He wants them back. So that was...
0:56.2	Small claims. Pat abat and down the small claims car. I think it's probably mid 90s. Yeah.
1:00.8	Do you think he ever got on back? He would have been seconds away from his CD collection being consigned to the
1:06.0	dust of history anyway, you would argue.
1:08.0	Exactly, she's done him a favour there.
1:09.0	Exactly.
1:10.0	Very short shelf lives.
1:11.0	Yeah, very short sighted of pato-bands.
1:13.0	So complain about that as the first of his many grievances over a breakdown of a relationship.
1:17.0	Look, this is a situation where...
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