An Octopus Revenge Plot

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license and his dreams of a new motorbike, while Luke shares his experience on impressing girls with mad moped skills.

We then get some vocal coaching lessons as Pete attempts to locate his inner Céline Dion. Elsewhere, after discovering the age in which people lose their passion for life, the boys search for what most matters to them. Plus, one listener shares all about a fishy supermarket fiasco involving *very* unexpected contents of a Quality Street tin.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and Pete Shutt. It's a Thursday. God knows what happened
0:32.0	has happened in the American Lessons. God knows I happened is happening in the American
0:32.9	elections God knows I sat under lockdown here in England oh I don't know what's going on
0:36.5	Luke. We'll have to cover all those things on Monday we will recording this early
0:39.7	aren't we? Tell you what that's happened in the last few days though
0:41.9	go on. I passed my cBT test
0:46.1	whoa I can now drive a 125 c. c. c. c. scooter as long as I put learner plates and I'm very careful
1:00.1	and I wear a helmet. This is what we're going to give you for passing your CBT test.
1:05.0	Oh, very nice, thank you. Very good. So what's the plan?
1:09.0	Gonna get ahead. Big hog. Big 125 ccccccc. big one two five C C hog and put L plates on it and make it look shit and
1:16.5	You actually gonna get a little Vesper. Oh my go look I won't get a Vesper. I'll get a
1:21.9	Modatory-placed Chinese knock-off scooter that I won't mind being stolen.
1:27.6	But when you say scooter you mean like a moped, not a moped.
1:29.7	Moped, yeah, yeah, yeah. no one of those E scooters.
1:32.6	Are you going to get an open face helmet like I said before?
1:34.6	I've got a home, oh my first time, but it's a bit tight though.
1:37.6	I'm, my heads and advice.
1:39.2	I think I measured my head wrong.
1:40.6	But they shouldn't be tight, wouldn't they?
1:41.6	It shouldn't be flapping around, should they? You can use, as you said before, you can use like a watermelon.
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