The Duncan Trussel Family Hour podcast is sponsored by short design t-shirts.

Short design t-shirts make some of the softest t-shirts known to man.

Whenever a child's dog or cat is run over by a car,

the tears of the child are collected by their parents and sent in packages to Thailand

where Bennett transforms them into a fabric which makes all other t-shirt cotton

seem like you're wearing the very crown of thorns that are Savior, Lord Jesus Christ wore.

These shirts are so soft that there are rumors on Capitol Hill that President Barack Obama actually visits the grave of Martin Luther King and JFK

and wraps his corpse in a short design t-shirt because it temporarily brings them back to life

and allows them to give advice to Obama about ways to lead the country.

Don't know if it's true or not. It's just what I dreamed.

So go to short design t-shirts.com. If you put my name in, you get 10% off these magnificent shirts.

Also, if you want to support the Duncan Trussel Family Hour podcast, why not go to DuncanTrussel.com and check out our shop.

We've got posters. We've got shirts. Everything's in stock. They sold out.

The last time everything was in stock, they sell out really fast. So why wait?

Go to DuncanTrussel.com and buy one of our super psychedelic shirts made of this soft, sweet, short design t-shirt fabric.

You can also support us by going to audible.com.

Audible is the purveyor of some of the greatest audiobooks on earth.

If you sign up for a trial membership, you will get a free audiobook.

You can go to audibletrial.com forward slash Family Hour. Sign up for a trial membership.

They will give you a free audiobook. They've got tons of Stephen King novels.

Tons of stuff by Ramdas, Ticknotton, Deepak Chopra.

It's a fantastic way to get some hours of entertainment that you could listen to when you go on your summer vacation.

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