Hi friends, and thank you for tuning into Monsanto's Duncan today, formerly known as the Duncan

Trussell Family, our podcast.

Before we get going, I want to tell you a little story of something that happened to me this

week that has really shocked me and it's sort of put me in a disturbed state of mind

because I just can't get it out of my mind.

I was on a hike up in Griffith Park just getting some exercise and carrying my kettlebells

up to the top of Griffith Park where I like to do my kettlebell workouts and my battle

ropes with my pimple and on the way up there I passed a man, I think he was a man, he

looked like a man he had a beard, he was wearing a bright red vinyl backpack and it had a spider

man logo on the back of it.

This was a grown adult male that I passed.

This wasn't some kind of malformed toddler that had been secretly injecting himself with

his uncle's human growth hormone and it warped into a bearded hiker.

It scared me, sure I had my pimple gene with me and I had my kettlebells, so I had the

ability to protect myself, I'm also a second degree black belt in jujitsu, but I've learned

from my years of martial arts training that you should only fight when someone insults

you and he didn't say anything.

But I was creeped out, why was I creeped out?

I was creeped out because a grown man had decided it made the active decision that he was

going to go hiking with a baby backpack.

It would have been less creepy to pass a naked man carrying the decapitated head of his

grandmother down that trail than it would to pass a bearded man with a bright red comic

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