Pete Holmes

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Pete Holmes feels frustrated but honored to be Conan O’Brien’s friend. Pete and Conan sit down this week to chat about their shared Boston lineage, pulling out the dad energy, finding silliness in the world around them, and Pete’s new special ‘Dirty Clean’. Plus, Conan checks in with his producer Matt Gourley to get an update on the State of the Podcast. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by HotelTonight (www.hoteltonight.com), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/CONAN), Fracture (www.fractureme.com/CONAN), Robinhood (www.CONAN.Robinhood.com), and Campaign Monitor (www.campaignmonitor.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Pete Holmes.
0:05.0	And I feel frustrated, but honored to be Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:13.5	Yeah!
0:15.5	Hey there!
0:39.0	Welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend.
0:41.6	It's pretty simple. This is the show where I, Conan O'Brien, talk to people in the business,
0:47.6	celebrities I've interviewed over the years, and try and find out is it possible we could
0:51.0	be real friends, not just fake show biz pals.
0:54.1	Now I'm aided in my quest by my assistant for now, Sona Movesesian.
1:00.0	Hello.
1:01.0	Come on, Sona, you know you're with me for the long haul.
1:03.0	Yeah, but it's hard to really believe that when you constantly keep talking about how
1:06.7	my time's limited.
1:09.4	You say that often.
1:10.4	I like to dangle that because I think that will inspire you to greater heights.
1:14.5	Do you think it's working?
1:15.7	No, it is not.
1:16.7	I don't think so either.
1:18.0	I also want to give a shout out to my producer.
1:21.4	Matt Gourley, Matt, how are you?
1:22.7	I'm good, and I think because you don't threaten my job, it makes me actually worried that
1:25.8	maybe it is a short tenure here.
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