Marc Maron
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Mark Marin and I feel nervous about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:30.0 | I can tell that we are going to meet friends. |
| 0:34.6 | Hello there and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. |
| 0:38.4 | Pretty simple idea, this is the show where I, a Conan O'Brien, talk to people. |
| 0:42.5 | A lot of them I've known for many years. They've been on my show many times. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm just trying to find out, could we be real friends? |
| 0:49.0 | Not just on the air talk show pals, but real friends. |
| 0:52.2 | And I'm aided in my quest by my trusty assistant Sonom Ossessian. |
| 0:57.3 | Hello. |
| 0:58.3 | I am Don Quixote and you're my Sancho Panza. |
| 1:01.6 | Okay. |
| 1:02.1 | I am Batman and you're my Robin. |
| 1:04.9 | Okay. |
| 1:05.6 | Right? I guess fair. |
| 1:07.2 | Sure. |
| 1:07.9 | I don't, Robin's not as, he's not cool, he's not interesting. |
| 1:12.4 | You know, I'm brooding like Batman, but I'll take it. |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah, no, you're definitely. |
| 1:16.8 | He's chipper. |
| 1:17.5 | You definitely Robin. |
| 1:18.4 | Maybe you're Robin. |
| 1:20.2 | And I'm Batman. |
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