PETE HOLMES - Child in earthquake does a play for parents! WHAT???

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Comedian Pete Holmes talks children in earthquakes, life, therapy, and the cycle of a butterfly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, don't forget to turn your own phone on silent, please.
0:04.0	But my phone's always on the phone.
0:06.0	My phone is so silent.
0:08.0	Mine's on Helen Keller.
0:10.0	Are you going to puke?
0:12.0	What is...
0:13.0	Let it out, Guy.
0:14.0	It's his hair.
0:15.0	Oh, it's a Helen kel hair.
0:17.0	We did a sketch years and years ago.
0:19.0	You're an artist?
0:20.0	Sorry, guys.
0:23.0	Okay, come on.
0:24.0	I had to send the tone.
0:25.0	I don't know this was a comedy pocket, not a serious one.
0:29.0	Okay.
0:31.0	Wait, there'll be no donkey ringing. Wow. Okay. Okay, there's your gift.
0:44.0	You can say that. You know what a gift is?
0:45.0	I really don't to be honest.
0:47.0	I sound like it.
0:48.0	Remember when you would go to the five and a time you put a nickel and a thing
0:50.0	and it would play like a horse running around?
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