91 - JEFF ROSS - Comedian/Actor/Roastmaster!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster, talks about some of the stand up greats that died recently, and also gets handed the ultimate roast challenge by Harland. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jeff Ross, the ultimate roast, I want to see you, roast a roast.
0:07.0	Okay? This is Hank, the roast.
0:12.0	And I'm going to do Hank's voice to help you roast the roast.
0:18.0	Some poor cow died so that you could be part of this fucking podcast.
0:23.0	Oh man, you're really getting my gristle going chap.
0:26.0	Anyway, let's cut the fat Harlan.
0:28.0	Whoa!
0:30.0	You're riding down the Harlan Highway.
0:33.7	All ride, hold tight on the Harlan Highway Show.
0:40.4	Harland Williams.
0:42.1	Oh, those look cool dude.
0:44.0	I like those.
0:46.0	Do you like those shades?
0:50.0	Oh, those are sweet.
0:52.0	What? Oh, those are sweet.
0:57.0	Right? Looks like you're cruising down like...
0:59.0	I'm going to post this and say like...
1:01.0	Looks like you're on Ventura Highway or whatever it is.
1:06.0	Oh, dude. Those shades. Sweet potato pie.
1:12.8	Yeah, just throw that on the floor.
1:15.6	Harlan, I have nice clothes.
1:17.2	I'm not throwing them on the floor.
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