Hello, my friend, are you here?

Hello, Playboy.

You're in the same place?

Yeah, I'm in the same place as the second place.

I'm going to have to see you as the third place.

I'm in the first place. I'm on my big place.

Sounds like you're ready, dude. I'll be right there.

I'm just turning my camera on and I'm coming up.

Great. So he's gonna be like a thing?

I could run upstairs.

I'm just being crudgingly about the most adorable dog and I'm sure people love them.

Do you want me to bring the doggy somewhere?

Yes.

Weird, man. Sorry, Alvin. Sorry, buddy. It's not that. I'm sorry, buddy. I know. I'm sorry. I'm going to put you outside. What is he going to be doing during the show? Sitting on me, right? Not with that attitude. Okay, then just put him here. Just put him here. But know that when people do my podcast and they're like, my publicist

is coming, it throws me. And I know you're this kind of guy.

You know, I, um, when people say the publicist is coming, I say, no, I say, I don't let anybody in here that's not on camera.

But a little doggy is, is like, the reason I struggle with the publicist is because I'm going to be thinking about the dog, but I'm not mad about it.

Okay.

In fact, I'd like a redemption moment with the dog.

You know, I used to think you had a lot in common with Paul Reiser, but it seems like you don't mad about you.

Theme music. Wait, was he and must love dogs scoot do blabity blue scoop dee oh yeah rampan No, he wasn't mad about you

Don't know why

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