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Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Ms. Pat

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Self-improvement, Comedy, Education

4.8 โ€ข 2.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 23 December 2025

โฑ๏ธ 111 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat takes her shoes off.

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๐Ÿ—“๏ธ May 1โ€“2 โ€ข Cleveland, OH
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, baby. Do you want anything to drink? I got waters, I got caffeine drinks, teas, coffees, etc. So I'm good. What you want me at? Oh, yeah. Are you sure this is okay? Everybody bring them upstairs. He's fine. All right, cool. Okay, you got a friend. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:21.6

Hey, baby.

0:23.6

Talking to me?

0:25.6

No.

0:26.6

I was talking to happen.

0:27.6

Oh, okay.

0:28.6

See, you gotta calm down, that's all.

0:31.6

I don't want you to bite my hand.

0:33.6

I'm a big fan.

0:35.6

I'm a big fan Scoot do

0:40.3

Blobby-blue

0:43.3

Scoop-Dee

0:46.3

Oh yeah

0:49.3

You gotta see

0:51.3

You gotta come down

0:52.3

My mom used to love these dogs.

0:56.0

Yeah, you gotta get a massage, ain't you baby?

1:00.0

Mm-hmm.

1:01.0

All right.

1:06.0

Ever, you'll met you a new friend?

1:08.0

You gonna go home me and get you a black Thanksgiving?

1:12.4

He always says a black Thanksgiving.

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