Pete And Sebastian Show 252

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian catches a thief in his home, Pete gives parenting advice about tantrums, and DJ Lou is asleep on the job!

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0:00.0	You're listening to The Pete and Sebastian Show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.
0:08.7	This is The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.
0:16.8	Pete!
0:23.8	Pete!
0:25.8	It's Jimmy from Boston.
0:28.8	Pete, you have done and said some awkward and unnerving shit in your day.
0:35.8	From Tellin' Jack, you on a first date, that you still want to kiss her belly by the
0:41.1	decrepit horse or a regular, land-for-roll man, you are by the way, kid.
0:45.3	So you conducting yourself like a 1970s gym teacher with your friends 12-year-old daughter.
0:52.3	You creepy bastard?
0:54.3	Get it up, will ya?
0:56.3	You better than that kid.
0:58.3	Oh, I hate her.
1:16.3	I never cared much for moonlit skies, never went back at fireflies.
1:24.3	But now that the stars are in your eyes, I'm beginning to see the light.
1:31.3	Pete and Sebastian Show, a back baby, good to be back on time scheduled.
1:37.3	What's up, brother?
1:39.3	Coming off a fresh haircut, I got a new guy and this guy is so talented.
1:46.3	He is actually on a phone call while he's doing my hair.
1:52.3	He's like, he's doing business with hair care products and he's still cutting my hair.
1:58.3	I've never seen anything like it.
2:00.3	You know how hard it is to put a cell phone on your shoulder and talk on your shoulder and do hair?
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