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Hi, this is Kristi Chelo and I am so fucking excited because I have a new podcast coming out on Riotcast.

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Or you can just die in a fire. Bye!

Testing 123 testing 123 testing 123 testing.

So when you breathe we can't hear every breath.

You knock me off of my feet.

You won't.

Ha ha ha ha.

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menacekalko.

Pete!

Hey, you definitely got your last invite up to St. Blot's Cabin Kid.

And not because you exchanged nuts, went in DNA with some dude.

But because instead of taking two seconds to fold your clean socks and underwear and then just tuck

in them away in a top draw like a gentleman, you ball them up and are goddamn pile and leave them

at the foot of your bed like I fucking vagrant. There is no doubt your pristine pile, JJ heard that

shit and conveniently lost your number.

And I wouldn't be expecting them to answer any more y'all calls either they're biscuit,

you and your emotional support pillow trust me.

As far as watch concern, you two Cinderella's you're out.

You're Pete and Sebastian show. My name is Sebastian Menacekalko and on the other line is

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