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This is The Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Pete is a

biscuit. It's Jimmy from Boston. Listen, biscuit's name, but using a dog for protection and training it as his bodyguard is not only a

dick move and a complete unawaited man's best friend, but let's be honest. Dogs only have one weapon, their teeth.

You know what any home invader worth his salt would need to be a dog in a fight? Absolutely anything! Seriously, think about it.

If you have any item that even resembles a knife, you win. You shove your thumbs in a dog's eyes, you win.

Shit, you break into that guy's house and his dog attacks, you grab his TV, you smash it over that dog's head, you win.

You're about to be a dog, training a dog to be your vicious protector and not just a lovable pet. You're a jerk off in an asshole.

Bottom line, biscuit's name, but here's what you should do. Give that dog to someone who will actually love and respect it.

Take some goddamn boxing lessons and then go fuck yourself.

Learn!

I'm not a dog, I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog.

I can't stand to fight the feeling because the thought alone is killing me right now.

I thank God for my man-dad for sticking together because we don't know how.

Hey, yeah.

Hey, yeah.

Dean Sebastian, show me back. You had a nightmare. I haven't heard someone say they had an actual sleeping and bed nightmare in quite some time.

Yeah, and I was a little reluctant to bring it up because I hate listening to people's dreams. It's just not one of those things that I enjoy doing.

When I have a dream, I don't like to talk about it because I feel people feel the same way.

You mean like if someone says to you, oh, I had a crazy dream last night. Are you already in your head? Oh, God.

Yeah, God. Really?

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