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You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Before the start of this week's show, Pete was having some technical problems. He couldn't get his computer to work.

Luckily, Jackie was there to help and fix it. She had to let him know that his computer was dirtier than a hamster cage.

I thought you guys might like hearing it. Enjoy.

What's up?

Oh, the Mac Dad fixed it again.

Wow, what happened?

He doesn't have a clue how to use any function on this computer Sebastian. If you could see his keypad right now,

I want to throw up on it. It's nasty scummy. It's so gross. I hate using this computer.

What does he got? Like dirt on it?

Yeah, it looks like spit and food and I don't even want to touch the keypad. It's so gross.

Why do you think I'm right on it?

Thank you so much, man. I appreciate it.

Pete!

It's scary from Boston. Listen, as much as I enjoy Boston Ball, even I have to admit that the idea of biscuit cutting around his mother's ashes in an urn,

like the goddamn Stanley Cup is just fucking hilarious. I mean, holy shit, not only is it hilarious, I'm still in the fucking idea.

That's right, it got so bad I'd taken early to my eyes. I already told my wife I want people cutting me around like good old dogs, Stanley.

And not only that, I want a pity, biscuit and DJ alluded each get a day with urn Jimmy.

And I want them podcasts with me in the quarter. And anytime you fucking guys say some bouncy shit,

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