sex. I'm Julian Field I'm Lou Vegar and this is the Perverts

podcast where we venture into horny online subcultures and take you along for the ride.

By nightfall, a Malaise had set in.

I had spent all day on sextal forms and perused online catalogs of lifeless, sometimes

dismembered female bodies.

I had read discussions of orifice quality and cleaning techniques, dug into inter-neissine strife

between doll lovers and doll manufacturers, and read long meandering posts about companionship and loneliness.

And I had learned of the existence of the Vajankle, a highly realistic human foot with female

genitalia built into its stump. I went for a walk through the darkened

neighborhood attempting to settle my mind. Occasionally I crossed a few realistic human beings,

fully articulated, clothed, and returning home from a day at work.

Could they tell? Did they know?

Avoiding eye contact, I continued on my way, the way of the pervert.

Joining us this week in the doll house, we've got Alice Avizandam from the Trash

Future, Kill James Bond, and well there's your problem podcasts.

Welcome Alice.

Hi, thanks so much for having me.

Thank you for dragging me in off the street,

propping me up in a chair, and you know I hope to provide

a kind of simulacram of a podcast guest.

Yeah, we didn't have to buy one of those stands because you have one of those kind of locking ankle

formats with, you know, a hard metal core to your feet exactly I'm often talking about

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