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Top Flight Time Machine

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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports, Comedy, Soccer, Sports & Recreation

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing.

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0:00.0

Are you an absolutely huge fonter or a zoom iner?

0:04.2

Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer?

0:08.4

Or a holder book so close you might as well be kissing it, er.

0:12.3

At Spexavers, we get it. You don't want to admit

0:15.1

it's time to become a glass's wearer. That's okay. We're ready to see you,

0:20.1

whenever you're ready to see properly. Book an eye test at spec savers.co. UK,

0:25.2

so you can see clearer.

0:27.0

U.S. okay, we'll stop with the Eurs now. Here we go. This is it.

0:35.0

Here we go.

0:40.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it

0:46.6

This is top light time machine I'm Andy Dawson popp-po

0:49.5

I'm sir mr delaney so what

0:51.8

welcome on wonder morning episode here.

0:54.0

I ain't got nothing to say.

0:56.0

Well I, the good news is, this is not dead.

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:02.0

Strong, I had strong sense that I had COVID of the Bollocks on Friday, but then by Saturday it cleared up.

1:10.5

I was fucked on Friday.

1:12.1

Anyone who listened, you know, I said I had a severe stabbing pain in my

1:18.6

left testi.

1:20.6

Plus, extreme dizziness.

1:24.0

All gone now, so I don't know what that was about.

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