Hi, everybody. This is Mormonism live. I almost said Mormonism after dark, but no, it's not. It's

Mormonism live because today is Wednesday. Welcome, everybody. Glad to have you joining us on the show.

Hello, Mr. Real. Wonderful to see you as always. I didn't see you last Monday. I miss you

horribly when I wasn't on the newscast, but I hear you soldiered through with Rebecca. We did it. We knocked it out in an hour

and 15 minutes, had a great newscast, but we did miss you and hope you're feeling better.

I am feeling better, not perfect, but better, okay? And we've got such a great show. We have a doctor on the show, a man of letters.

On the show, those letters are OD, and as I have learned recently from the same individual,

that means he's a doctor of ophthalmology, not an optometrist, but an ophthalmologist,

which means, as I understand it, he can operate, he can do

surgery, and he can also write prescriptions, which is why I want to make him such a good friend.

It's always nice to have friends who can write prescriptions, bringing on the stage now, Dr. Kim Clark,

how are you?

Well, we'll compromise there.

So it's so great to have you on the show.

But before we get into those details, and this is

important, I was looking more closely at this 47-page legal document that you had me sign upon the

five points of foolishness. RFM, I need to go over some of the details with you.

We've already signed it, so it's a little late for that.

Well, no, but please.

I mean, for the record, in looking at the fine print,

I promise that there would be no light-mindedness,

no loud laughter.

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