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Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! First things first: Lisa's book "Coyote Doggirl" is in stores now! If you're in Denver or Seattle, Emily is performing there in the next week or so! In this episode, Emily finally gets into summer mode by visiting a water park. Lisa and Emily discuss when is too late to get your first tattoo. On Chunch Chat, Martha breaks the silence! On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Person." Get ready to question your own existence!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses
0:25.0	tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:31.0	welcome to our show. Yeah, yeah, how's it going? We haven't recorded in a while.
0:37.2	Yeah, it's been a bit. It's been a bit. We got to catch up. Tell me everything.
0:41.5	Have you had a good summer? Oh man I did my first summery thing this week which is I went to raging waters. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, which is tight. Did it was it as dreamy as you always wanted it to be?
0:56.1	I've been before.
0:57.1	Yeah, I mean, did it hold up to the standards set by previous visits?
1:01.1	Yeah.
1:01.7	I will say it was one of my less good visits, not because it's not good, but because
1:06.7	the Lazy River didn't open until 3, what?
1:09.1	And the Wave Pool didn't open until 2.45?
1:11.5	Or like when we went, we got there at like one and then they were like we closed the wave pool to give everyone a break.
1:18.0	I was like what does that mean?
1:20.0	Does a wave pool still feel like as much of a death trap as it did when I was a kid?
1:24.0	I don't know because I didn't get to go in it.
1:26.0	It's like, I remember being in it and it was terrifying.
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