Permanent Record

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

John brings the case against his girlfriend, Emily. She has a number of tattoos and wants her next tattooed piece to be on her wrist. John wants Emily to reconsider the tattoo's placement. Can the Judge resolve an issue that's needled them both?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.3	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:43.1	This week, the permanent record.
0:45.3	John brings the case against his girlfriend, Emily.
0:48.1	She has a number of tattoos and wants her next tattoo to be on her wrist.
0:52.3	John wants Emily to reconsider the tattoo's placement.
0:55.8	Can the judge resolve an issue that's needled them both?
0:59.5	Only one man can decide, please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the court.
1:05.3	Ah, this meeting brings back memories, childhood days, lemonade, romance.
1:10.3	My life was wrapped around the circus.
1:12.0	Her name was Lydia, at her at the World's Fair in 1900, knocked down from 1940.
1:17.9	Hallelujah.
1:19.7	She was the most glorious creature under the sun.
1:28.6	Baylif Jesse, swear the men.
1:30.9	Please rise and raise your right hands.
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