Fitness for the Prosecution

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The plaintiff, Melissa, wants her boyfriend Henry to participate in an obstacle course event with her best friends so they can share a bonding experience. Henry objects on numerous fronts!

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.5	I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorn.
0:43.6	This week, fitness for the prosecution.
0:46.6	Melissa brings the case against her boyfriend, Henry.
0:49.2	She's asked him to participate in an obstacle course event with her best friends.
0:53.6	Melissa thinks this is one of the best ways for her significant other and her friends to
0:57.9	bond.
0:58.9	Henry disagrees.
1:00.2	Who's right?
1:01.2	Who's wrong?
1:02.2	Only one man can decide.
1:04.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:07.9	Now, I'm not going to point any moral, I'll leave that for yourself.
1:11.9	Maybe you're still walking, you're still talking, like to keep your health.
1:16.1	Every time I read the papers, Bayliffe Jesse, that old feeling comes on.
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