So what do you want?

Oh my god, I'm a slut.

I wear a bunch of different stuff.

I've never worn the same perfume two days in a row.

This is Rachel Sime.

She's a staff writer for The New Yorker

and one of the most genuinely glamorous people I have ever met.

So she always smells like some perfume or another.

I love like deor poison.

And I use NIE's and I love wearing number five

in the highest concentration as the oil.

And I like tuberose and I love gardenia

and I love it to be like a cloud of that around you.

I just love it.

I was the opposite of Rachel.

I didn't really get perfume.

I would spritz some on at the airport sometimes,

but mostly I just found it all smelled perfume-y.

I don't think I can smell.

On paper, everything just smells like chemicals to me.

Yeah.

Well, it needs a moment to dry down.

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