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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 28, 2025: How to tell if your dog is dead. Dumb reasons people have gotten famous. Everything you wanna know about jumping through glass to avoid an argument.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard |
| 0:07.6 | heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already? |
| 0:11.9 | And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May. |
| 0:17.3 | Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that AC soon. |
| 0:22.8 | April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer |
| 0:26.2 | rush starts. |
| 0:27.2 | So get on that today. |
| 0:28.2 | Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune-up. |
| 0:31.1 | Thanks for listening. |
| 0:32.1 | We love you, podcasters. |
| 0:33.5 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:34.1 | The 93X. |
| 0:35.6 | The 933. Air. Yeah. Enjoy the show. The 93X-Hapast morning show. |
| 0:38.1 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:40.3 | Air. |
| 0:44.5 | Yeah, you got to start somewhere. |
| 0:51.3 | Day one of the work week. |
| 0:59.9 | It ain't right. But happens welcome folks to the 93x half-ass morning show we appreciate you very very much here's some good news to start our work week |
| 1:08.0 | and it couldn't happen to a nicer group of people, we will be broadcasting today and tomorrow and Wednesday, but Thursday and Friday can go ahead and kiss our asses. |
| 1:22.3 | Hell yeah. |
| 1:24.2 | It's an F-off week for the half-ass morning show working only three days and like i said it couldn't |
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