People who've outrun the cops. How did you do it? Don't know if this counts, but my friend and I were busted for being 19 and 20 and drinking at a party. Everyone ran, but I hid, and they ended up never finding me. I spent an entire seven hours pretzling in a woven basket in a closet, wide awake and slowly sobering. The scariest part was when they started searching said closet right

after the bust and the cop moved clothes from above my head to reveal my hair and still didn't see me.

Good times. Got to love the differences between the US and the UK, busted for drinking at 19

and 20 in a private residence. I was a baby-faced, 15-year-old, drinking a pint in a pub.

Police officer came in, told me to finish my pint and go home. They let you finish for

the greater good. The greater good, the greater good. There were a lot of people, and I was

faster than 50% of them. Just like my zombie apocalypse plan. The benefit of smoking green herb in a forest and

getting caught is that you're in a forest. We just took off. Hard to catch up when there's all

kinds of crap to avoid. Personally, I don't rate my survival odds as being very high running through a

forest at night while high on green herb, but I'm glad it worked for you.

Hanging out at a friend's house when my mum texts me to inform me that my girlfriend is on her

way back from college to surprise me. My girlfriend hated the dude I was hanging out with, so I didn't

tell her I was there and recently told her I was home. I jump in the car and started flying home

on a road that I should definitely not be flying on. As God fated, I was home. I jump in the car and started flying home on a road that I should

definitely not be flying on. As God fated, I pass a cop and I see him hit his brakes on my rear view.

I instinctively floor it over the hill, pull into a parking lot and cut my lights off. Nighttime. A few seconds

pass and I see him fly by with his wee-woo's on. With no time to spare, I pull back out soon after, and I finish flying home.

Run inside, jerk my clothes off, lay on the couch, turn on the TV, and she knocks on the door not five seconds later.

Mission accomplished. Wow. Your mom is pretty fantastic for giving you a heads up. Mine would have thrown me under the bus immediately.

She's a better wingman than my little brother. When I was younger, I was dating a girl at work.

I had faked sick and called in on a Friday to go to a party, and for reasons I no longer remember 16 years after the fact, I didn't tell the girl. So I met the party and get a call from my buddy, who tells me

the girl heard I was sick and was on the way to my house to take care of me and bring soup.

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