What things do guys do to impress girls that make them cringe?

This might just be me, but talking about how much you work out.

Sometimes it's not even subtle.

In the middle of a conversation about Harold and Kumar, please don't shout,

and I can bench press like a hundred and thirty pounds.

I just thought you should know.

Also, sending a friend over to talk to me for you.

I thought that sort of thing would stop well after high school.

I'm amazed how many guys my age still do this.

Shyness can be sweet, but really, I'm not going to eat you.

Also, please don't tell me that, for a girl, I'm actually really cool.

Oh, and guys, I know that's not a lot of weight.

That's just a random example.

I have no idea if the last guy who said that actually said 130 pounds or not. I'm exaggerating.

Sheesh. When I didn't have a 360, I played the Mass Effect series at the rec center at my school.

In the heat of a battle in ME2, this bespectacled young man sits next to me and informs me that I'm using my sniper rifle wrong. It's okay though because he's here to help. Actually people have paid him for his

video gaming advice before, so I'm lucky to get it for free. As if that weren't obnoxious enough though,

he talked all the way through the cutscene where Legion joins your party. Constant sexual talk.

I'm quite open to flirting,

sexy talk sometimes, but it doesn't have to be a part of every single conversation.

One time a guy was showing me some pictures he took on his phone. As he's scrolling,

tons of nudes from other girls pop up in his camera roll. Like WTF, dude, this is our first date. I don't want to see sketchy pictures like that.

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