People who have been FIRED ON THE SPOT... What happened?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 13 June 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | People who have been straight up fired on the spot. What happened? |
| 0:04.0 | Chef here. Got fired because I sent out a steak that had char on it. The only char on it was grill marks. |
| 0:12.0 | All right lady, you just saved me a huge mess. Who would want a steak without char? |
| 0:18.0 | When I worked as a server, we had a family that would routinely come in and want |
| 0:21.6 | well-done stakes with no black marks. They sent several stakes back the first time they came, |
| 0:27.4 | and eventually one of our cooks microwaved their steaks. They came back two or three times a month |
| 0:32.3 | for the rest of the time I worked there, and happily ate microwaved steaks, a bunch of weirdos. |
| 0:39.3 | Everyone was fired in one fell swoop. |
| 0:42.1 | They'd decided to stop having our work from home department. |
| 0:45.1 | It explained why I'd spent the last two weeks training people who they'd originally said |
| 0:48.8 | were not eligible to work my job. |
| 0:51.4 | I handed my boss my two weeks notice and she ripped it in half and said, |
| 0:56.0 | Don't bother, you're done today. H.Q. wasn't too thrilled with her decision, as they had to pay me |
| 1:01.5 | a severance because of her hatred toward me. I came back to my summer job at an amusement park |
| 1:07.3 | from missing three days with strep throat. I handed in my doctor's excuse and was |
| 1:11.5 | fired for missing work. Apparently, to call off you couldn't just talk to a manager, you had to talk |
| 1:16.5 | to the department head, a person I'd never met with a phone number that had never been made available |
| 1:20.7 | to me. Because I missed more than two days, it didn't matter that I had a note, because I was |
| 1:25.4 | considered a no-call and no-show. |
| 1:27.7 | The assistant manager I gave my excuse to handed me a letter back that said I had 10 minutes |
| 1:31.7 | to clear out my locker and vacate the premises, or they'd call the cops for trespassing. |
| 1:36.2 | I was 16, in a state with very liberal employment laws, and my mum retained a lawyer. |
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