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PEOPLE NEVER MARRY THE PERSON THEY HAVE THE BEST SEX WITH

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:03.6

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0:05.6

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0:09.9

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0:13.8

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0:19.4

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0:23.2

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0:24.8

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0:26.8

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0:28.4

Visit onepeloton.co.uk.

0:58.4

D-H-Q.

1:28.9

My podcast in a moment a while ago,

1:31.2

and I didn't realize how many people were going to hit me up.

1:34.6

About me saying this with very interesting theories of their own.

1:39.2

But I always just felt like if we were going to be forced to be honest

1:43.6

and I know other people don't want to be.

1:45.7

But if you had to be, I would go as far as saying probably

1:51.1

80 to 90 percent of people who are married did not marry

1:56.4

the person that they had the best intimacy with.

1:59.6

They did not marry the best lay they ever had.

2:02.0

No, absolutely not.

2:03.5

Chris went over the PG third.

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