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People Never Marry The Person They Have The Best Bedroom Experience With

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:02.0

All right, this is going to be a little PG 13 is here.

0:04.7

All right, so if you're going to rock in with kids in the car right now, you might want

0:08.1

to go, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, because Mo has seen a theory that

0:15.0

you never married the person that you had the best intimate experience with.

0:21.6

Correct.

0:22.6

I mean, physically intimate.

0:23.6

Right.

0:24.6

And I really didn't have any science to back my theory up, but it was a joke that I told

0:29.6

on my podcast in a moment a while ago.

0:32.5

And I didn't realize how many people were going to hit me up about me saying this with very

0:37.8

interesting theories of their own.

0:40.2

But I always just felt like if we were going to be forced to be honest and I know a lot of

0:45.7

people don't want to be, but if you had to be, I don't, I would go as far as saying probably

0:51.1

80 to 90% of people who are married did not marry the person that they had the best

0:59.4

intimacy with.

1:00.4

They did not marry the best lay they ever had.

1:03.1

No, absolutely not.

1:04.1

Chris went over the PG third.

1:05.6

Yeah, yeah, we were trying to.

1:06.6

That's why we're saying intimacy.

1:07.6

You're so blue.

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