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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You keep me employed. For now anyway. All right. A new book claims Robert Kennedy Jr. once cut off a raccoon's penis during a family vacation to study it later.

It's in the chapter titled, Most Normal Thing RFK Jr. has ever done.

I mean, let's be honest, it is crazy. He's now the second person I know with a raccoon-sized penis.

How'd that get in there?

Tensions continue to rise in the strait of our moves

as Iran cuts off a key choke point.

Did someone say choke point? Asked a woman. Oh, come on, guys.

Scientists have developed a drug that can extend the lifespan of dogs by at least one year.

But to get her to take it, you have to wrap the pill in bacon.

Caitlin Jenner said she never should have accepted Glamors' Woman of the Year Award in 2015.

Even more, by admitting that she was wrong, experts say Jenner can no longer be considered a woman.

You don't get it? Okay.

Tuesday on the view, Joy Behar said Jesus never claimed to be the Messiah.

But she did say that he died for her chins.

Sometimes a pun has to work.

A Florida woman was charged with a DUI

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