Penis Root Awakening – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast
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Tim Henson
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🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, January 9th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, snorting your |
| 0:06.4 | dinner because you hate the way food feels in your mouth. Plus, Sagittarius shouting, it's |
| 0:11.5 | scammed by a micro-dick Indian, fucking in an MRI machine for science. And pussyholes talking about |
| 0:18.4 | the food pyramid. All coming up today. |
| 0:28.2 | Believe it or not, there are actually some people who want to get the AIDS virus. |
| 0:34.0 | The name on the street for some of these people is bug chasers, and the virus itself, they call the gift. |
| 0:37.8 | Guess it's true, I'm just looking for a one night stand. |
| 0:43.3 | But I have just one strange demand. |
| 0:48.6 | Are you infected with HIV? |
| 0:54.8 | I don't want you to leave until I get your seed. |
| 1:00.1 | Will you give AIDS to me? |
| 1:05.2 | Because I'm bug chasing. |
| 1:23.5 | Shoot your paws load into me will you give aids to me you might think that i'm bad shit crazy it's simple you're you're nuts you're inside But all the popular guys have an STD. |
| 1:30.7 | So I went to a bearback party. |
| 1:35.2 | Got tossed around like a tumbleweed. |
| 1:40.8 | Will you give AIDS to me? |
| 1:45.3 | I need a gay man now. |
| 1:46.9 | Because I'm dog chasing for Bloom 8. |
| 1:52.4 | I've got the lowest self-esteem. |
| 1:57.1 | Eight, tag it. |
| 1:58.1 | Will you give AIDS to me? |
| 2:02.9 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
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