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Shut up a Second

Pencils

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes take out their pencil sharpener, sharpen the lead to a perfect point to only have it instantly break as they discuss pencils. We discover the corruption of kid’s birthday party games, break pencils all day long and bask in the nostalgic smell of pencil shavings. Jackson never got his pen license and is therefore a criminal, Alli loves the four-colour pencil and Tessa just wants kids to be impressed by her colouring skills. So join the gang as they bust out the Derwents, get drawing and try to colour inside the lines. If you lend us a pencil don’t expect it back.Want to help keeping those sectional pencils together? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the longevity of kids stationary.Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression? A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression, aged 18 to 30, to find out. You will be reimbursed for your time. If you would like more information, or to find out whether you’re eligible to take part, please send an email to base.moodclock@monash.edu

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0:00.0

Send toins Radio. It's not your fault.

0:04.3

Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression?

0:08.2

A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression aged 18 to 30 to find out.

0:13.6

You will be reimbursed for your time.

0:15.5

If you would like more information or to find out whether you're eligible to take part,

0:19.3

please send an email to base.moodclock at Monash.edu. That's B-A-S-E-O-D-C-L-O-D-C-K at Monash.edu. The details will be in the show notes. Please enjoy the episode. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Tessa Rigby. I'm Jackson Bailey. And I'm Ellie, Kathleen.

0:38.0

Today's topic is pencils.

0:39.4

A scitch, a scitch, a scitch, screch.

0:41.8

You both, you both...

0:42.8

Sharpening, I'm sharpening like...

0:43.8

I made water noises.

0:51.6

You made water or wind.

0:53.4

Yours was wind with the occasional...

0:55.0

Is that really this hand?

0:58.1

All of them have been wrong.

1:00.2

That's a corkscrew.

1:01.5

That's a fucking muttly laugh.

1:04.2

I love Mutley.

1:05.8

Mutley's fine.

1:06.6

What a great character.

1:08.1

He's around.

1:09.2

Whose side is Motley on?

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